we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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