That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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