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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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