It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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