im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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