His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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