I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I think your dad took our porno
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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