it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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