Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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