glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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