i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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