I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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