She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so let's talk penis.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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