Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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