I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
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In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
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I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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