you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
