That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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