hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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