Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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