honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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