I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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