i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
His nipple licking is glorious
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