Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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