Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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