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I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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