So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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