Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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