he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
