I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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