Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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