ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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