hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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