why didn't you poke me back
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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