If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
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I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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