just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I didn't notice because vodka
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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