think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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