im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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