You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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