But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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