didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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