Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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