You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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