i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
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Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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