The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
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Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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