So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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