Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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