Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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