just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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