I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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