Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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