We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
