He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
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high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
He did a backflip because drugs
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