Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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