There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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